cosmo tip #710
show him your inner playboy bunny by jumping up and down on his penis
Q
im canadian, you're canadian. its like were meant to fuck
Anonymous
A
Totes. Lets do it bby.
Q
I want to shoot my cum all over your cake so you can eat it
Anonymous
A
How dare you waste a good cake like that.
Ma face yo. <3
Da Mao at the Toronto Zoo in Toronto, Canada, on June 3, 2013.
BABE! <3
Q
Here's hoping you gain those five pounds, Beautiful.
Anonymous
A
Thanks! I’m working for it! :D
belleh.
Fortune cookie.
| Cookie says: | You will gain something special this week. |
|---|---|
| Me: | Do you think it will be 5 pounds? |
| Momma: | Don't say things like that! |
| Me: | Ahahaha. Well 5 pounds would be nice. |
(via lovingus03212012)
Q
What's your favourite part of being a cetacean?
Anonymous
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